I like to think that the bottom sticker applies directly to me. 
 Flying cow wearing a sombrero?  Or is it a pig with cow spots?

 This one’s stylish. 
 This one not so much.

 I’m sure this is supposed to be someone famous.  I should find a local to explain it. 
 Zombie lion will EAT YOU.
 As will the disenchanted smurf soldier.

 This almost looked like a professional sticker so I wasn’t sure if I should include it.  But in the end I enjoyed its simplicity.  This is Tim. Tim doesn’t need your pithy aphorisms.  Tim would be comfortable on the set of Portlandia. 

 I take offense sir!  My second child is allergic to anonymous profanity!

 Death star or disco ball?